Wow

look at this shit

Veni Vidi Vici

*Furry trash *Nonbinary *Transmedicalist *Anti-Feminist / SJW

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

kodelaine:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

MAN FUCK EVERYTHING I WAS FUCKIN TIDYING MY ROOM AND OUT OF NOWHERE COMES THIS GIANT ASS SPIDER

I DONT MEAN KINDA BIG

I DONT MEAN A BIT LARGE

I MEAN

FUCKING

ENORMOUS

I LIVE IN FUCKIN NORTHERN IRELAND NOT THE GODDAMN AMAZON SPIDER GO HOME PLEASE I BEG YOU

I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE NOW IM GOING TO CRY

OH GODS

one time I was drying off after a shower, and I felt something go across my chest so I looked down. BIG ASS SPIDER. I flung him into the bathtub

HOW DID YOU EVEN TOUCH IT THOUGH ONE LOOK AT THIS BASTARD AND I WAS G O N E

USUALLY WHEN I FIND SPIDERS I TAKE THEM AND PUT THEM OUTSIDE BUT THIS ONE STARTLED THE SHIT OUT OF ME SO I JUST TOSSED HIM ACROSS THE ROOM

nflstreet:

me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

MAN FUCK EVERYTHING I WAS FUCKIN TIDYING MY ROOM AND OUT OF NOWHERE COMES THIS GIANT ASS SPIDER

I DONT MEAN KINDA BIG

I DONT MEAN A BIT LARGE

I MEAN

FUCKING

ENORMOUS

I LIVE IN FUCKIN NORTHERN IRELAND NOT THE GODDAMN AMAZON SPIDER GO HOME PLEASE I BEG YOU

I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE NOW IM GOING TO CRY

OH GODS

one time I was drying off after a shower, and I felt something go across my chest so I looked down. BIG ASS SPIDER. I flung him into the bathtub

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

"You really should thank Yakul. He hasn’t left your side this whole time."

もののけ姫 [1997]