It’s almost 1 in the morning and someone’s banging on my door and timing the bell
wow the one time I need my knife I can’t find it haha a+ work Koda
depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
this is the best way I’ve ever heard them described
accurate
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so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
So are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that men are expected to be masculine and take charge but if one ever oversteps some invisible bounds of propriety he’s accused of being a chauvinistic prick and charged with sexual harassment.
Okay, but now that we’ve dispatched with the absurd, moronic crap thought up by people who have failed to reach any sort of intellectual and emotional maturity and realize that traits or behavior appropriate to some situations are not appropriate to all, we could try to say something meaningful.
Namely, I seriously doubt you’ll find that most people have anything against women who care about fashion or cosmetics insofar as they actually have a personality and interests apart from that. One of my girlfriends is quite skilled with cosmetics, but she is also interested in the natural and social sciences, technology and computer science, and is an all-around empathetic and thoughtful person. That isn’t a problem, because she isn’t shallow, frivolous, and vapid.
-Mephistopheles

what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
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the brave little toaster more like this movie is fucked up as shit?????
my childhood

Nimbadon by Peter Schouten
“The long-extinct Nimbadon was the largest arboreal marsupial herbivore ever to have lived and it was well suited to life in the treetops” Keep reading at UNSW

Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.
i’m sure you’d know all about that wouldn’t you potatochap
double-holy
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
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I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
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